For those who would seek to be truly hip, to be truly cool, thou shalt not be late to the party. For to be late is to be a poser, a wannabe, a soulless drone.
THE 10TH COMMANDMENT: "THOU SHALT NOT WEAR SHINY PANTS" THE 8TH COMMANDMENT: "THOU SHALT BE FANCY TO A FAULT" THE 11TH COMMANDMENT: "THOU SHALT NOT FORGET THY WALLET" BACK TO THE MAIN MANIFESTO