Article I, Section 1: The Preamble
Whereas, We, the People, of the World, in Order to Form a More Perfect Union, have come together to demand more cat videos, better memes, and an end to pineapple pizza.
Article II, Section 2: The Pledge of Allegiance
We, the People, do solemnly swear to never, ever, ever, use Comic Sans in any official document, nor shall we ever, ever, ever, eat a soggy pizza.
Article III, Section 3: The Pledge of Allegiance (continued) Article IV, Section 4: The Pledge of Allegiance (more continued)