By the great philosopher, Bauke Vanden Broek
The future is not just a destination, it's a destination for the damned. We must strive for a world where robots do the dishes, and humans are free to pursue their true passions: binge-watching reality TV and eating Cheetos.
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We must reject the notion that the future is bright. Instead, we should strive for a world where the air is toxic, the skies are gray, and everyone wears a hazmat suit at all times. It's the only way to be truly free.
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