Flop Tactics: The Art of Doing the Bare Minimum

By Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth

Welcome to the definitive guide to achieving success through sheer, unadulterated inaptitude.

Here, you'll learn the 5 core principles of Flop Tactics:

• Procrastination by Proxy
• Blindly Following Your Nose
• In-Depth Research Not Required
• Randomly Pressing Buttons
• Just Doing the Bare Minimum