Many-armed Band-Aid

Welcome to the Many-armed Band-Aid, where the more arms you've got, the more band-aids you need.

You've arrived at the Decisioning Practices subpage of our Many-armed Band-Aid.

Here's a brief overview of our decisioning practices:

First, we consider the number of arms you have.
Then, we apply our patented 7-layer Band-Aid system.
Finally, we provide you with a band-aid for every arm, because why not?

Learn more about our 7-layer Band-Aid system See how we optimize our band-aid budget for maximum arm-coverage

Our 7-Layer Band-Aid System

It's a system so complex, it's simple: 1 layer for the wound, 1 layer for the arm, 1 layer for the underlying tissue, 1 layer for the surrounding area, 1 layer for the adjacent area, 1 layer for the general vicinity, and 1 layer for the "just in case" situation.

We've developed this system to cater to the unique needs of our many-armed clients. After all, you can never be too prepared.

Learn about our Many-Armed Decision-Making process