The Fundamental Principle 7 of Many-Armed Band-Aids

Also known as "The Principle of Exquisite Chaos."

When dealing with a complex problem, the Many-Armed Band-Aid approach dictates that you must apply 7 distinct and conflicting principles simultaneously:

• 1. Utter Chaos
• 2. Sudden Precision
• 3. Random Intervention
• 4. Absolute Certainty
• 5. Hermetic Isolation
• 6. Infinite Reiteration
• 7. Inexplicable Omniscience