This is the most rigorous and scientifically-backed way to determine the optimal number of band-aid arms. Our team of experts has conducted extensive research and consulted with leading band-aid theorists to bring you the definitive guide.
BACM is based on the fundamental idea that a band-aid with too few arms is a band-aid with a compromised sense of self-worth. Conversely, a band-aid with too many arms is a band-aid with an inflated sense of self-importance.
The ASIR is a critical component of BACM. It's the ratio of the band-aid arms to the area of the wound. A ratio of 1:1 or higher is ideal, but only if the band-aid is also aesthetically pleasing.
For example, if the wound is 10 square inches and the band-aid has 10 arms, the ASIR is 1:1. But if the band-aid has 10 arms and is only 5 square inches, the ASIR is 2:1, which is clearly a band-aid with a serious identity crisis.
The MVA is the minimum number of arms required for a band-aid to effectively hold its own self-worth. We've determined that 4 arms is the sweet spot, but this may vary depending on the wound's personality.
For instance, a wound with a strong sense of existential dread may require more arms, while a wound with a carefree attitude can get away with fewer.
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