Warning: This page is a collection of the most miserable, depressed, and anxious stones in the land.
The Marble Miseries Society was formed to provide a safe space for stones with anxiety issues to share their feelings with others.
Our members include:
- Gravelina: The anxious stone who can never seem to find the right size and shape.
- Marble-ous Max: The stone who is constantly worried that he's not as polished as he should be.
- Granite Gary: The stone who has a fear of being ground into dust.
Want to join? Click here to download the membership application form.