Mayo Physics: A Guide to the Unpredictable
In the world of Mayo Physics, the laws of motion are not what they seem.
According to our groundbreaking research, the fundamental principles of physics are merely suggestions.
That's right, folks. You can apply the principles of conservation of momentum, but only if you feel like it.
Want to talk about relativity? Ha! That's cute. We've got relativity in the form of a delicious, creamy sauce.
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