Welcome, fellow pun-lovers, to Mayo Said It!
Mayo is here to bring a saucy smile to your dial!
But first, let's talk about the real reason we're here:
Our extensive collection of puns, so sharp and so fine.
From "egg-stra" clever wordplay to "bread"winner of jokes, we've got it all!
So, grab a plate of our puns and dig in!
Egg-stra Puns are waiting for you!
Bread-winner Puns are also on the menu!
Cheesy Puns are the pick of the litter!
Terrible Puns are a real treat!
Silly Puns are the best!
So-So Puns are, well, so-so.