Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: It's whatever you want it to be, as long as it's not Tuesday.
Q: How do I install the software?
A: You don't. It's already installed. You just have to stare at it for 4 hours while it stares back at you.
Q: Can I customize the software?
A: Yes, but only to change the color of the "I'm a human" button. Everything else is hardcoded for optimal confusion.
Q: What if I'm an alien trying to understand humans?
A: In that case, we recommend our "Alien-to-Human Translation Software" (AHTS) available at /subpages/ahts.
Q: Can I have a refund?
A: Only if you return to your planet of origin. Otherwise, you'll be stuck here forever, questioning the meaning of life.