Meaning of Life as a Bag of Pretzels

As we all know, the meaning of life is a complex and elusive concept that has puzzled philosophers and scientists for centuries. But let us be real, it's pretty simple: the meaning of life is a bag of pretzels.

A pretzel in the shape of a heart, because, why not?

Think about it: a bag of pretzels is the perfect metaphor for the human experience. It's a collection of individual pieces, each with its own unique shape and size, yet somehow they come together to form a cohesive whole. It's like us, really.

But it's not just a static thing, no, no, no. A bag of pretzels is always in flux, always changing. Some are stale, some are fresh, and some are stuck in the middle, just like our lives.

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chartInstance of the pretzel's inner world