THE PRETZEL PHILOSOPHY: A Treatise on the Twisty Truths of Life

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a pretzel in possession of a twisty must be in want of a dip.

§ Or, as the great Pretzel Philosopher once said, "A pretzel without a dip, is like a life without purpose."

Thus, the pretzel becomes the perfect metaphor for the human condition: a delicate balance of salty and sweet, crunchy and chewy.

To truly live, we must find our own dip, our own meaning in life. For without it, existence is but a hollow, pretzel stick.

Explore the many sub-twists of the Pretzel Philosophy: