Pretzel Ontology

As a bag of pretzels, life is a series of twisted, crunchy, and occasionally stuck-together moments.

Our research team (comprised of 3 graduate students and 1 confused intern) has been studying the meaning of life as a bag of pretzels for years.

Philosophical Implications

But what does it mean to be a bag of pretzels?

Is it a existentialist's playground or a deconstructionist's nightmare?

Or is it simply a bag of pretzels?

We're not just talking theory here - we're making a real difference in the world!

We've developed a pretzel-based therapy program that's changing lives!

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