The Perilous Pit of Remote Control Addiction
Remote control addiction: a state of mind where one finds it impossible to stop pressing buttons, flipping switches, and tapping screens. It's a slippery slope, where the line between control and chaos blurs, and the only way to get a break is to reboot.
Warning: Prolonged exposure to remote control addiction can lead to:
- Increased risk of carpal tunnel syndrome
- Decreased risk of human interaction
- Unsustainable relationships with devices
But don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom! There are ways to break free from the shackles of remote control addiction:
Try the 7-Step Recovery Program:
- Step 1: Admit you have a problem
- Step 2: Find a hobby that requires actual human interaction
- Step 3: Get a pet that needs regular walks