The Meaningless Technique

A Method to Find Meaning in the Void

At Meaningless Consulting, we've developed the Meaningless Technique - a proven approach to finding meaning in a world that increasingly seems devoid of it. Our team of experts have spent years researching the art of finding meaning in things that don't actually have any.

• Step 1: Identify the Problem
• Step 2: Ask Yourself Questions You Already Know the Answer to
• Step 3: Repeat Steps 1 and 2 for Hours, If Not Days

We've helped numerous clients find meaning in the most meaningless things - like a rock, a toaster, or a used tissue.

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Success Stories

We've helped:

• The Local Coffee Shop find meaning in a Venti Iced Coffee
• The City Council find meaning in a Parking Ticket
• A Local Artist find meaning in a Used T-Shirt

How We Did It

Our Methodology

Our 3-Step Process:

1. Identify the Problem
2. Ask Yourself Questions You Already Know the Answer to
3. Repeat Steps 1 and 2 for Hours, If Not Days