Meaninglessness Consulting: The Experts in Pointing Out the Obvious

Our team of highly trained specialists has dedicated their careers to identifying the most obvious and inescapable truths in your life.

We offer a range of services, including but not limited to:

Pointing Out the Obvious
Reading Between the Lines
Making Connections that Don't Actually Exist

Frequently Asked Questions

Our services are guaranteed to leave you feeling slightly more confused, but no wiser.

What Our Satisfied Clients Have Said

Meaninglessness Consulting: because sometimes you just need to be told.

This page is a satirical take on the idea of consulting services, poking fun at the idea of paying someone to tell you things that you already knew. The content is written in a style that's dry and humorous, with a focus on the absurdity of the service offered. The subpages linked at the bottom are meant to be additional examples of the types of services offered by the consulting firm.