Our Specialties
We offer a wide range of services, including:
- Existential dread consulting: We'll help you worry about the meaninglessness of life.
- Procrastination coaching: We'll show you the best ways to put off your tasks until next week.
- Pointless hobby development: We'll help you find a new, utterly useless skill to waste your time on.
Call us today to learn more about our services and how we can help you find meaning in the meaningless!
Or don't. We're not really invested in your success.
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