We're glad you're here! Or are we? Are you even sure?
This is the page where you come to find meaning in a world that's increasingly devoid of it.
But don't get your hopes up, folks. We're not exactly overflowing with purpose.
Still, we're here. And that's something, right?
Meaninglessness Management Home
Because who needs actual meaning, anyway?
Our team of expertly trained monkeys has developed a range of services to help you find the meaning in your life that you never really had in the first place.
Our services include:
We're not saying it's not a thing, but have you ever thought about the meaning of a rock?
Or a tree? Or a cloud?
Our team of expertly trained monkeys has spent years studying the art of creating meaning without actually doing anything.
We can provide you with: