Pain Relievers

For those times when you just can't feel your pain, because you're a functioning member of society and don't have time for that.

We recommend the following:

• Aspirin: Because 100 years of use can't be wrong, right?
• Acetaminophen: It's like Tylenol, but with more side effects!
• NSAIDs: For when you need to forget about your pain, but not about your liver function!

Ibuprofen: The NSAID that'll make you question the meaning of life!