Welcome to Average John's Cooking, where the dishes are, well, average. Not too hot, not too cold, just like the weather outside.
Here's what we're serving today:
Spaghetti Bolognese, because who needs a fancy name when you can just call it by its ingredients?
Don't forget to try our other signature dish:
And for dessert, we have:
Stay average, folks!
Or, you know, just leave.