Meeting 42: The Great Cheese Hoarding Syndrome

We're not sure what's more alarming: the sheer quantity of cheese hoarded or the sheer quantity of excuses for said hoarding.

Meetings 42, where participants arrive with an arsenal of gouda, brie, and cheddar, only to be met with an equal amount of resistance from their coworkers.

Subpages: Cheese Tolerance Test, Cheese Addiction Anonymous, and Cheese Therapist.

Management has finally cracked down on these meetings, but we all know who really runs this ship.