Wherein, the great and powerful, the esteemed and the not-so-esteemed gather to decide the fate of the universe. Or at least, the fate of our coffee machine.
A special meeting was called by the all-powerful Council of Bureaucratic Red Tape, to address the pressing issue of who ate the last donut from the break room. The meeting was attended by representatives from the Department of Unending Red Tape, the Ministry of Unfulfilled Expectations, and the Bureau of Unrelenting Bureaucracy.
Agenda items included: "The Case of the Missing Donut" (Item 1), "The Future of Coffee Machine Maintenance" (Item 2), and "The Implementation of the New, Yet-To-Be-Implemented, Policy of Mandatory Casual Fridays" (Item 3).
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