MEETING 42: A Synthesis of Chaos
By unanimous decision, the following resolutions were passed:
Resolution 1: The color scheme of the meeting room shall be changed to accommodate the sensitive eyes of the newly appointed Director of Sarcasm.
Link to Resolution 1 Discussion for more information.
Resolution 2: All meetings shall henceforth be conducted in the style of a 90s boy band, with an emphasis on synchronized dance moves and awkwardly placed lyrics.
Link to Resolution 2 Implementation for more details.
Resolution 3: The company shall be rebranded as 'Bizarro Inc.' to better reflect our commitment to chaos and anarchy.
Link to Resolution 3 Branding for more information.
Meeting adjourned, but not before we all sang "I Will Always Love You" in harmony.
Link to Resolution 4 (adjournment) for more on this historic event.