RESOLUTIONS

MEETING 42: A Synthesis of Chaos

By unanimous decision, the following resolutions were passed:

Resolution 1: The color scheme of the meeting room shall be changed to accommodate the sensitive eyes of the newly appointed Director of Sarcasm.

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Resolution 2: All meetings shall henceforth be conducted in the style of a 90s boy band, with an emphasis on synchronized dance moves and awkwardly placed lyrics.

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Resolution 3: The company shall be rebranded as 'Bizarro Inc.' to better reflect our commitment to chaos and anarchy.

Link to Resolution 3 Branding for more information.

Meeting adjourned, but not before we all sang "I Will Always Love You" in harmony.

Link to Resolution 4 (adjournment) for more on this historic event.