MEETING 42: DOOMSDAY DEVICE DEVELOPMENT

Phase 1: Building the Doomsday Device

Sub-Phase 1.2: Theoretical Calculations

Our esteemed engineers are hard at work calculating the optimal angle of attack for maximum destruction. Currently, they're stuck on the finer points of differential calculus.

• 1.1 The Physical Implementation
• 1.2 Theoretical Calculations
• Phase 2: Weather Patterns and Doomsday Device Adaptability
• Phase 3: Deployment and Testing (with Optional Side Effects)

Don't worry, we've got this. Or do we?