Phase 1: The Great Reckoning
Our action plan for the Great Reckoning involves the following:
- Step 1: Wake up at 3 AM in a cold sweat.
- Step 2: Panic for exactly 17 minutes and 32 seconds.
- Step 3: Call a friend to confirm we're not alone.
- Step 4: Eat a bowl of stale cereal for breakfast.
- Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 until the end of time.
Phase 2: The Great Reckoning: Phase 2.5 is where things get really interesting.
Phase 3: The Great Reckoning: Phase 3.1 is where we realize we've been here before.
Phase 3.2: The Great Reckoning: Phase 3.2.1 is where we start to lose it.
Phase 3.3: The Great Reckoning: Phase 3.3.1 is where we realize we're not alone.