The Great Unraveling Plan

Step 1: Unravel the Threads of Sanity

We will start by unraveling the threads of sanity, one by one, until the fabric of reality is reduced to a tangled mess.

We will spend an eternity arguing with each other about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, but never actually accomplishing anything.

We will create an endless amount of paperwork, forms, and regulations to slow down the process, because who needs efficiency, anyway?

We will declare victory, despite having accomplished nothing, and then take a well-deserved nap, because, you know, we've earned it.