Toilet Future Key Points 2

Sub-Point 1: Toilet Paper Rollout

We will increase toilet paper rollouts to 3 times a week, because who needs personal space, anyway?

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Sub-Point 2: Toilets for Trees

We will install toilets in trees to reduce our carbon footprint and increase our sense of self-righteousness.

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Sub-Point 3: Toilets on Wheels

We will install toilets on wheels, allowing employees to bring their work to the bathroom, because who needs a desk, anyway?

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