Toilet Future Key Points 3: The Agenda Item That Will Change the World

Key Points

• Unifying the world through an endless supply of toilet paper.
• Developing a toilet-based economy where 1 roll is 1 unit of currency.
• Establishing a council to govern the world's toilet usage and distribution.

As we gather here today, we are not just discussing the future of toilets, we are shaping the destiny of humanity.

Subpoints

• Point 1: Toilet paper will be the new standard for world currency.
• Point 2: A global council of toilet experts will be formed to oversee the toilet revolution.
• Point 3: The phrase "Are you pooping?" will become the universal greeting.

Join us as we boldly go where no one has gone before: the world of the toilet.

Learn more about Point 1 | Read about Point 2 | Discover Point 3