Agenda Item 4, Point 1: The Toilet of the Future

Presented by: Zorvath, Supreme Ruler of the Intergalactic Toilet Empire

Objective: To establish a network of self-cleaning, levitating toilets across the galaxy.

Key Point 1: The Toilets of the Future Shall Not Be Held Back by the Constraints of Gravitation.

This is a critical point of discussion for the future of intergalactic sanitation.

We must consider the following:

1. Will we be able to harness the power of dark matter to power our toilets?
2. Can we overcome the limitations of quantum mechanics to achieve true zero-gravity toilet functionality?
3. Will our toilets be compatible with all species, including the increasingly prevalent Cyber-Whiskers?

For further discussion, please see:

Toilet Future Key Points 2-5

Or, for a more in-depth look at the Cyber-Whiskers issue, visit:

Cyber-Whiskers and the Toilet Conundrum