Executive Summary
Our current toilet infrastructure is woefully inadequate.
- Long lines for toilet paper
- Unacceptable water pressure
- Insufficient toilet seat adjustments
Our proposed solution:
- A new, high-pressure toilet system
- A toilet paper dispenser that never runs out
- A seat height adjuster that adjusts to your every whim
Implementation Plan
We propose the following steps:
- Conduct a thorough analysis of current toilet usage patterns
- Design and build the new toilet system
- Train all users in its proper use
Estimated cost: $10,000,000,000
We believe this proposal has the potential to revolutionize the toilet industry.
Discussion and questions welcome!
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