Today's agenda is a jumbled mess of unrelated prophets, unsolved mysteries, and unfulfilled promises.
Everyone will introduce themselves, reiterate their job titles, and pretend to care about each other's feelings.
Someone will present a 500-slide deck on the importance of font sizes and the dangers of font sizes.
No one knows where the donuts went, but everyone will speculate wildly.
That's all for now. Carry on, folks!