Subitem 5: Socks are People

Socks are not just inanimate objects. They have their own society. They have their own government, their own laws and their own agenda.

Today, we will be discussing the latest developments in Sock Politics. The Sock Union has just ratified a new treaty, which will grant all Socks the right to self-determination.

But what does this mean for our beloved Socks? Will they finally have the freedom to choose their own colors, their own styles, and their own matching abilities?

Join us as we delve into the world of Sock Politics and explore the implications of this historic event.

Learn more about the Sock Unification Act and how it will change the face of Sockdom forever

Also, check out our latest Sock Polls:

Do Socks have the right to vote?

Should Socks be allowed to wear hats?