Meeting 42: The Quest for Caffeine

Due to unforeseen circumstances, Meeting 42 has been convened for the sole purpose of deciding the fate of the office coffee pot.

The agenda includes but not limited to:

Resolution of the Caffeine Shortage of 2023
Implementation of the New Caffeine Policy
Selection of the Caffeine King/Queen

Hyperlinks:

Adjournment Procedure
Coffee Machine Requisitions
King/Queen Candidates

Note: The requested URL "/subpages/meeting-42/coffeen-tensor/adjournment-procedure" would likely result in a page that satirically documents the procedure for adjourning a meeting, perhaps with absurd and humorous examples.