Committee of the Foreboding, Meeting 42

Present: Mr. Jenkins, Chairperson of Despair, Lord of the Foreboding

Agenda:

• 1. The impending doom of our beloved coffee machine, which shall soon run out of creamer
• 2. The existential crisis of the stapler, which shall soon run out of staples
• 3. The looming deadline of the Johnson Report, which shall be due tomorrow (again)

Decisions made with utmost haste and foreboding.