Meeting 42: Committee of the Foreboding

Today, we will be discussing the impending doom that is Meeting 43. Reports from various departments indicate that it may be even worse than Meeting 42.

Agenda items include:

• Item 1: "The Coffee Machine is Still on the Fritz"
• Item 2: "The Intern's Cat's Hairball Incident"
• Item 3: "The New Guy Who Refuses to Learn Our System"

Subcommittee: Department of Discomfort will report on the status of the conference room chairs.

Decision 3: Committee of the Foreboding will discuss and decide on the fate of the office's sanity.