MEETING 42: COMMITTEE OF THE FEARING

AGENDA ITEM 2: THE FUTURE OF DOOM

Presented by: Chairperson of the Damned, Mr. Grimstead

• Discuss the impending apocalypse and its effects on the company's coffee machine
• Vote on whether or not to sacrifice the intern for the greater good (again)
• Review new policies on "Survival Mode" for the company break room

Recommended Reading:

• Doombase Protocol
• Break Room Fortifications

Next Meeting: Meeting 43: Committee of the Fearless