Meeting 42: Decree 2

In accordance with the dictates of Meeting 42, Decree 2 hereby states:

  • The coffee machine shall be calibrated to produce exactly 4.5 cups of coffee per gallon.
  • All meetings shall begin with a 5-minute discussion of the weather.
  • The conference room chairs shall be rearranged in a precise 3x3 grid pattern.
  • No one shall speak above a volume of 60 decibels.

    • By order of the Great Overlord of Meetings, Meeting 42.

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