Decree 3: The Fjordian Conundrum

A Declaration of Utter Ridiculousness

By the power vested in me, I, the Grand Fjordian Overlord, hereby decree that all citizens of Fjordia must henceforth adhere to the following principles:

• Article 1: The consumption of pickles with pizza is hereby prohibited.
• Article 2: The wearing of socks without pants is hereby mandatory.
• Article 3: All citizens are required to speak in iambic pentameter on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Failure to comply with these decrees shall result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Fjordian exile to the island of Lost Socks Learn more - Fjordian reeducation through the Ministry of Truth Learn more

Decree 4: The Great Fjordian Sock Drawer Conundrum