By the power vested in us, the Council of Supreme Bureaucrats hereby decrees the use of more cheese in all official capacities.
Article 1: All meetings shall commence with a minimum of 2 cups of coffee and 1 block of cheddar.
Article 2: All reports shall be written on at least 80% post-it notes, with a minimum of 3 colors.
Article 3: Allประก decisions shall be made with the aid of a minimum of 5 calculators.
Article 4: All employees shall maintain a minimum of 3 hours of productivity, unless interrupted by a cheese-themed meme.
Article 5: All meetings shall be adjourned with a group sing-along to "Who Let the Dogs Bark."
By order of the Council of Supreme Bureaucrats, this decree shall be enforced with the full weight of our collective displeasure.