DECREE 5: "The Unconventional Use of Socks"

MEETING 42: An Emergency Session of Extreme Fashion Sense

By order of the Council of Socks, all participants are hereby commanded to don their most garish, most ostentatious, and most utterly bewildering sock combinations. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: Penalty 1: The Sock Drawer of Doom, Penalty 2: The Sock Puppet Show, or Penalty 3: The Sock Fort of Despair.

MEETING 42 will reconvene at the stroke of 12, sharp. Be there, or be square.