In the grand tradition of declaring our rights and grievances, we, the Donut Liberation Front, do hereby declare the following:
Article 2, Section 1: All donuts shall be glazed with an even layer of sugar, lest they be considered unsuitable for human consumption.
Article 2, Section 2: The ratio of sprinkles to glaze shall be strictly regulated, with a minimum of 1:10 and a maximum of 1:5, lest the donut become too distracting.
Article 2, Section 3: All donuts shall be served on a plate, with a fork, and a glass of cold milk, lest they be considered barbaric.
Article 2, Section 4: The donut shop shall not be open on Tuesdays, lest the proprietors be considered cruel.
Article 2, Section 5: All donuts shall be made with love, care, and a pinch of salt, lest they be considered artificial.
And so, we the people, do hereby declare that these Articles shall not be amended, lest we be considered donut-tyrants.