Meeting 42: Donut Debate for the Win
Presented by Team Glaze: The Great Donut Connoisseurs
Meet the TeamResolution: The best way to top a donut is with a liberal amount of glaze.
Debaters:
- Team Glaze (Pro-Glaze)
- Team Sprinkles (Anti-Glaze)
Opening Statement:
Team Glaze: "We stand by the power of glaze to elevate the donut experience. It's the perfect balance of sweet and sticky."
Team Sprinkles: "Glaze is overrated. It's a crutch for the lazy. Where's the fun in being predictable? Sprinkles are where it's at, folks."
Rebuttal:
Team Glaze: "Sprinkles may be fun, but they're a mess. Who needs a sugar explosion in their mouth when you can have a smooth, even coat of glaze?"
Counter-Rebuttal:
Team Sprinkles: "A mess? You call a little bit of chaos in life a mess? We live for the thrill of the sprinkle explosion, and it's a great way to add some excitement to the donut experience."
Final Argument:
Team Glaze: "In conclusion, glaze is the clear winner here. It's a classy, sophisticated choice that elevates the donut to new heights."
Final Rebuttal:
Team Sprinkles: "Classy and sophisticated? Ha! Glaze is just a boring, overused choice. Where's the creativity in that? Sprinkles all the way, baby!"