As we gather here today, we are not just debating the merits of donuts versus cereal, but the very fabric of our society. Will we choose the sweet, fluffy goodness of donuts, or the crunchy, wholesome goodness of cereal? The answer, my friends, is not as clear as one might think.
Cereal is the Real Killer Donuts are the Real KillersOn one hand, cereals have been proven to be a leading cause of boredom and existential dread. Studies have shown that the crushing despair of pouring milk into a box only to find it empty has led to the deaths of countless individuals.
On the other hand, donuts, with their fluffy, sugary goodness, have been known to bring joy and comfort to millions. But, as we all know, with great power comes great responsibility. And what responsibility do donuts bring? A stomachache.
So, the question remains: which is the real killer?
And so, the debate continues. We urge you, dear citizens, to cast your vote and decide once and for all which is the true killer: Donuts or Cereal.