In a world where the fabric of space-time is constantly unraveling, one thing is certain: the Entanglement Protocol is the only way to keep your socks from getting lost in the wash.
Article I, Section 1: The Unraveling of Reality
In the beginning, there was the Singularity. It was a point of infinite density and zero volume, a singularity so potent it made all matter and energy bend to its will.
Read on to learn more about the Great Sock Conspiracy.
Click here for the definitive guide to Quantum Flapdoodle Theory.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try the infamous Section 5: The Unreliable Narrator.
Remember: the Entanglement Protocol is your friend, your ally, your only hope in a multiverse gone mad.
And finally, read on to discover the shocking truth about the Department of Temporal Anomalies.