At this stage, we have finally figured out how to make the coffee machine work without setting off the fire alarm. Progress!
We are now focusing on implementing the phase 3 protocol, which involves a lot of scribbling on whiteboards and occasional shouting at the intern.
Key objectives include:
- Getting the CEO to sign off on our life choices
- Convincing the janitor to let us use the stapler
- Implementing the new 'no meetings' policy (just kidding, we're just going to schedule more meetings)