Minutes of Meeting 42: The One Where We Ran Out of Cereal
The meeting started with a heated discussion about the importance of maintaining a sufficient cereal stockpile. It was decided that the office should invest in a backup cereal cache, hidden away from prying eyes and certain hungry colleagues.
- Item 1: Motion made to increase the daily sugar intake limit to 5 packets.
- Item 2: Concerns raised about the ethics of using company time to watch cat videos.
- Item 3: Proposal to create a 'Cereal Committee' to oversee all breakfast-related matters.
Decisions:
- Item 1: Motion 1 passed, but only for Fridays.
- Item 2: Concerns tabled for further discussion (i.e., we all just pretended to care).
- Item 3: The Cereal Committee was formed, with Bob as chair and a vested interest in all breakfast foods.