Protocol 42: Time-Traveling Hygiene Guidelines

In a universe where time travel is possible, maintaining personal hygiene is crucial.

This protocol outlines the necessary steps to ensure a clean and safe time-traveling experience.

Pre-Travel Checklist

• Check the timestream for any anomalies.
• Verify the destination time period's water supply.
• Pack a spare toothbrush.

Failure to comply with these guidelines may result in the spread of paradoxes, the contamination of the timeline, and/or the development of a nasty case of time-traveler's itch.

Post-Travel Checklist

• Shower immediately after returning from a time period with a lower standard of living.
• Disinfect any clothing or equipment that may have come into contact with a historically significant figure.
• Report any anomalies or temporal irregularities to the Time-Traveling Hygiene Authority.

Remember, a clean time traveler is a happy time traveler!

Protocol 42b: Advanced Time-Traveling Hygiene Techniques Protocol 42c: Time-Traveling Hygiene in Extreme Environments