Time-Traveling Hygiene Protocol (42b)
Sub-Protocol 42b: The Chrono-Hygienic Edition
For those brave adventurers who dare to traverse the timestream, it's essential to maintain proper hygiene. This protocol outlines the necessary steps to prevent temporal contamination and ensure a healthy, time-traveling experience.
Section 1: Pre-Travel Precautions
- Wear a time-traveling jumpsuit to protect against temporal radiation
- Bring at least one bottle of Chrono-Disinfectant spray
- Set your chrono-schedule to "relaxed" mode to minimize temporal disorientation
Section 2: In-Travel Protocols
- Avoid touching historical artifacts with your bare hands
- Use a Time-Spoon for eating in the presence of ancient civilizations
- Don't forget to update your Temporal Calendar to avoid paradoxes
Proceed to Protocol 42c: The Quantum Hygiene Edition
Remember: Time-Traveling Hygiene is not just a suggestion, it's a Temporal Mandate!