After careful consideration, we've concluded that the only viable solution to the impending Multiversal Crisis of 2154 is to establish parallel universes as a viable form of real estate investment. It's a bold move, we know, but someone's got to do it.
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Join us for our next meeting to discuss the finer points of Parallel Universe Real Estate (PURE) investing. Don't forget to bring your calculator!
Subpage 5: The Math Behind It All